Occurred on January 10, 2025 / Fort Campbell, Kentucky, USA
Info from Licensor: "My kid was playing in his room this morning when all of the sudden I heard the closet door open and then… Silence. I walked in the room to find that he had COVERED his hair with an entire tub of Vaseline. Seven hours, dish soap, baking soda, and three baths later and he is still GREASY."